OK-I can't stand it any more. Will you idiots that can't read, write coherently or spell please go the f**k away ! AND GET OFF MY LAWN !!!!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…. You've just been on /.?
My suck of the day is the common or garden computer mouse. I've found that (in my hands at least) they die in months. Even optical ones. The one I have at present moves the mouse cursor from the top-left to the bottom-right ON ITS OWN… Sometimes its amusing to watch the little pointer vibrate across the screen without touching the mouse, but at other times, (for example) when highlighting text, its a bloody nuisance.
Of course, mechanical mice had an even shorter life expectancy….
5+1? Its SIX I tell you! SIX!!!
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I'm just a bouncer, splatterers do it with more force.....