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Re: Disagreements on these Forums

Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:08 pm

When traveling in bad weather conditions your advised to carry a shovel, flask, wellies, high visibility jacket and a blanket. last time I did it I looked like a right muppet sat on the bus!

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Burngate
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Re: Disagreements on these Forums

Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:36 pm

Q How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A None - they ask the secretary to get it fixed.
Q How many secretaries does it take to change a lightbulb?
A None - she rings Building Maintenance and tells them to fix it.
Q How many Building Maintenance men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A None - they ring the House Electrician.
Q How many Building House Electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A None - he was made redundant last week.

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Re: Disagreements on these Forums

Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:54 pm

A woman goes to her doctor: "Doctor, I want to ask you about these hormone pills you gave me.  I seem to be developing chest hair."  The doctor says: "That's a strange reaction.  How far down does it go?"  She answers: "Well, all the way to my balls -- and that's something else I wanted to ask you about."

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