My own good news for the day pales into utter insignificance in comparison, but I'm still pretty chuffed: thanks to a murderously strong course of antibiotics, my middle ear infection is gone and I can now hear out of my left ear for the first time in over a month. It is amazing. Everything is VERY LOUD.
30 minutes wearing headphones playing Biffy Clyro's the Captain should fix that problem.
/me goes to annoy the neighbours by blasting The Captain and Born on a horse out the window at full volume.
it goes to 11