I have also just put this together:....
Sorry if its only PHP, it is what I have most experience in using.
1.) Don't talk about Fight Club.
2.) Oops, wrong forum
3.) Fantastic, you've just made my day, that's a great strip.
4.) What's wrong with PHP? If it's what you know, stick with it.
I'm sure there will be plenty of other random code snippets supplied by people that you may, or may not, enjoy putting to a new drawing (if you think it's a bad idea shout now, because I'm sure the floodgates will open otherwise). It's certainly a great way of getting kids interested in programming if we can make the code work (ie, copy the code from the cartoon to produce a simple but working program*).
* May be harder than it looks**.
** Neither of these needed to be footnotes.