Christmas cracker recyling

[bradburts]

Merry christmas all.

Lets recylce the best (worse) of the christmas crackers.

Q) How does king wenceslas like his pizza?

A) Deep and crisp and even!

[bradburts]

Q) What do angry mice send each other at christmas?

A) Cross-mouse cards.....

[bradburts]

Hey come on and add some.......

Q) How do you know if a snowman has been sleeping in your bed?

A) The sheets are wet....

I can go much lower if you force me.......

[Warringer]

*forces Bradburts*

[bradburts]

OK, forum related then....

Q) Why do u-boot commanders make good programmers?

A) Because they have a good sub routine.

You were warned

[riffraff]

EH GAWD!!! Eat too many sweets on Christmas Eve and you wake up in Laffy-Taffy Hell!

[Prometheus]

I can't contribute anything, alas, because for whatever reason my crackers only had crap word puzzles in them - no jokes at all!

[bradburts]

lol

Q) What is an IG?

A) Its an eskimo house without a toilet.

(I will let this thread die after Xmas, so don't worry)