bradburts
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Re: Christmas cracker recyling

Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:49 am

Merry christmas all.

Lets recylce the best (worse) of the christmas crackers.

Q) How does king wenceslas like his pizza?

A) Deep and crisp and even!

bradburts
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Re: Christmas cracker recyling

Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:07 am

Q) What do angry mice send each other at christmas?

A) Cross-mouse cards.....

bradburts
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Re: Christmas cracker recyling

Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:44 pm

Hey come on and add some.......

Q) How do you know if a snowman has been sleeping in your bed?

A) The sheets are wet....

I can go much lower if you force me.......

Warringer
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Re: Christmas cracker recyling

Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:39 pm

*forces Bradburts*

bradburts
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Re: Christmas cracker recyling

Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:23 pm

OK, forum related then....

Q) Why do u-boot commanders make good programmers?

A) Because they have a good sub routine.

You were warned :)

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riffraff
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Location: Newnan, Georgia, US

Re: Christmas cracker recyling

Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:56 pm

EH GAWD!!! Eat too many sweets on Christmas Eve and you wake up in Laffy-Taffy Hell!

Prometheus
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Re: Christmas cracker recyling

Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:01 pm

I can't contribute anything, alas, because for whatever reason my crackers only had crap word puzzles in them - no jokes at all!

bradburts
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Re: Christmas cracker recyling

Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:11 pm

lol

Q) What is an IG?

A) Its an eskimo house without a toilet.

(I will let this thread die after Xmas, so don't worry)

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