Not even sampling till late 2016 - announcing one and half year before they even get the first prototypes back is quite some leadtime. Going to be a big chip as well, very expensive.
So, WHATEVER. To quote a phrase.
Principal Software Engineer at Raspberry Pi (Trading) Ltd.
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